messinessi:

abnormallyzack:

So apparently a black man from Milwaukee is out on the prowl and hunting down his prey via Craigslist. Upon finding a new bonehead willing to purchase his fake merch, he guns them down and take them to town. 

And one white man learned that all too quickly. 

Now, before you call me some racist, I have my rebuttal: In high school, my best friend was black. And currently, my best friend is white, but she might as well have been born in Compton. And besides, she’s allowed more black men into her pee-hole than Los Angeles has admitted into the county jail. 

Anyway, be on the look out for this man, Milwaukee. Apparently he’s armed and dangerous (shocker). 

And who shops on Craigslist? It’s a suitable site for finding a booty call, but shopping? For an iPad? That’s like trying to find unexpired fruit at the 99-cents store. 

So… you’re not racist because you had a black best friend in high school and a white girl friend who has ”allowed more black men into her pee-hole than Los Angeles has admitted into the county jail” … Sorry but the way you word it is enough to show your true colors. 

Only on the internet will you find such beautiful, intelligent, well-crafted writing!

Now, we here at Awful Opinions Industries couldn’t find a reblog link on the OP’s blog, but he’s let stand his tremendously racist and classist observations on both black people and people shopping on Craigslist. No word on Black People Shopping On Craigslist. Yet. But anyway, we’ve bolded where he gets really bad. Also, he thinks women get sexed in their peehole. So … have fun, Interwolves.